Pre-Christmas To-do list for Parents
• Stay up until 3am making a sheep outfit
• Watch your child on stage in a ridiculous sheep outfit, smiling appropriately
• Console your child after the nativity, as their best friend said “they look like a skinny melting snowman”
• Spend the day of the school party, panicking that the food you sent in did not adhere to the allergy warnings!
• Stay up till 3 am ordering all presents on Amazon Prime – what did we do before Amazon??
• Realise half the presents you bought are either; wrong size, inappropriate or simply rubbish.
• Stay up until 3am packaging presents to send back to Amazon
• Use your last day of annual leave until April 2021 to go Christmas shopping -like you did in the old days, regret sending back the presents from amazon.
• Spend 3 hours working on the prosecco stall at the school Christmas Fair, make enough cash to purchase a new school; consider a change of career!
• Stick the Elf on the shelf down the toilet and Flush!!!
• Stay up till 3am laughing with friends and family about another crazy but fun Christmas build up
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